The Karpinski Holiday Letter*

 *Fact-checked to protect you from inaccuracy and spin In honor of 2016’s fake news epidemic, we decided to run our holiday update through Politifact’s Truth-o-meter™. COPY AND PASTE AS YOUR PROFILE; DON’T CLICK SHARE.  PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW THE TRUTH! FALSE. Politifact’s Truth-o-meter™ is trademarked and not available for private use. Also, most people don’t…

On Film Strips and the Floor: Sex Ed Gone Wrong

Sex education at Buena High School was of course taught by the assistant football coach, Mr. McFadden.  He was assigned the freshman health class, enlightening us on topics like nutrition and hygiene, biding his time until the last bell rang and he did his real job which was shouting at sweaty fifteen-year-olds to “be a…